WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Randomize
