Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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