If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize
