Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
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i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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