FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
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I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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