Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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