On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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