Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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