The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
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We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.