Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
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The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
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Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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