why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
only you would photoshop your dick
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
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I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
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Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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