why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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