just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
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She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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