I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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