Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
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Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
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My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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