I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
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I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
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do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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