She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
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I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
sick fucks of a feather flock together
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Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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