Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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