let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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