Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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