i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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