Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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