What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
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Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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