Well apparently he's into motor boating.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i was born a porn star she said
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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