STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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