He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
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I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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