It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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