party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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