Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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