We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
My feet surprised me
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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