We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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