you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
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Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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