A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
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Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
My feet surprised me
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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