He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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