she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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