I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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