i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
We need a shit load of segways right now
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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