I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
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