we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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