69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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