were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
They have beer where we have blood.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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