I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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