I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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