now i know why i became what i already was.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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