i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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