i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
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Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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