If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
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I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
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wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
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