I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
splinters make it hard to masturbate
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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