Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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