Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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