Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
