So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
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So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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